dear diary,
i finally got to 15 followers on tumblr. i’m trying really hard to not let the fame get to my head but it’s difficult. today some lady at the supermarket asked me if i wanted paper or plastic bags and i just f*****cking lost it i am too famous for her questions. i can’t believe i haven’t been asked to do a magazine cover yet. i feel like it is coming soon.
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yeah but do vaginas get itchy
is the sky blue
is water wet
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thedevilwearssammyonwednesdays:
The Star Trek Into Darkness Superbowl ad in case you missed it
No, Mine Are….
Sorry guys, you can all go home now.
Mine are more of an ocean blue but I’m pretty sure they are contenders in this battle of the blues.
This keeps getting better and better every time I reblog!
i don’t know what you guys are talking about
YES JUST AS I PLANNED
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do you ever look at people’s urls and whisper “you don’t deserve it.”
i’m still crying
just because of his facial expression
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gallifreyan-girl-and-her-doctor:
Tom apologizing for getting caught eating chocolate before an interview.
you cute little fucker
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I am writing gay porn while sitting next to a really attractive dude on the train and i am going to laugh so hard if i keep doing this.
HE LOOKED OVER AND IS NOW RED AS FUCK I’M GONNA DIE
poor the lil guy
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leeeeeeeeeegooooooooolaaaaaaaaas:
So there’s this guy that dresses up like a vintage safari explorer and drives his kids around in a giant banana car back in my hometown…
awesome dad~
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this is what a guys sleepover looks like
- dudes checkin out girls on the computer
- niggas playin xbox
- that one guys thats taken
- and a dude who jus feels like singing
i finally know
okay but when they go to sleep do they spoon or
who sleeps at a sleepover
peace-flowers-freedom-happiness:
100 Years of Style in 100 Seconds
this is actually the most amazing thing i watched it twice
Oh snap, this is brilliant!
I’ve watched this video so many times I love it a lot.
Oh hot reservoir, this is my marmalade
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